I’m a Homebrewer.., and I play one on TV

It’s true, I’m a homebrewer. Here’s proof:

• I have an online Homebrew log.
• I’m known on ‘.TV’ as a homebrewer.
• I have a bumper sticker that reads, “I’d Rather Be Homebrewing” (thanks Brian & Deana)
• I know how to measure specific gravity and calculate alcohol by volume (& weight)
• I’d be embarrassed to be seen drinking Budweiser or Miller Beer (sorry Dad), but proudly display my affinity for Guinness and Bridgeport IPA.
• I’ve shown up at parties with Nalgene bottles filled with my creations.
• I have a refrigerator in my garage that is primarily devoted to chilling 5 gal kegs of homebrew.